Doctor said: No more beef or pork.
Me: Done.
Doctor said: No more dairy.
Me: Working on it. Finally I think I found a creamer replacement for coffee.
Doctor said: No more cheese.
Me: Oh man
Doctor said: No more sugar.
Me: Oh man

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